My favorite writer is also, it turns out, my favorite reporter! Edith Zimmerman drinks too much and passes out at her celebrity assignment’s house for GQ, and now I hope that everybody loves this article as much as I do, and that her honest, funny, and surprising writing catches on, and that someday she becomes Prof. Mrs. Chris Evans and teaches every young person to write about spiders and ghosts and hangovers until their dreams come true.