Wicked story. Clearly Zack Snyder had nothing to do with that. Steve Nash as Rorschach was a nice touch; I wouldn’t mind if the film was composed entirely of his scenes, because those other actors…woof. Try Acting School, babies. Also, that CGI wang? It better be the last one I ever see.
Most memorable line: “John…TV said you were on Mars”
Most important scene (not the most important scene (spoiler alert?)): Extended sex scene in spaceship-thing hovering above NYC set to “Hallelujah”…the Leonard Cohen one. To be clear, that’s not the sexy one. Ends with a triumphant burst of fire from the front of the ship, and my head hurts from the subtlety of Visionary Director Zack Snyder. That guy.